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Incel icon Andrew Tate plans to sue Greta Thunberg after she revealed the size of his manhood to her five million Twitter followers.
Now you probably have no idea who Andrew Tate is because you're normal and have a life, but he's some guy who became a hero to incels and low earners by ridiculing incels and low earners. Nobody is quite sure what the appeal was there, but scientists have suggested these boys believe that by applauding the humiliation of people like them, others will not perceive them to be poor or an incel. Alternatively, they might be hoping that if they clap along to everything Andrew says like demented seals, one day they will become just like him.
Unfortunately, Greta has thrown a spanner in the works by confirming Andrew has "small dick energy" and let's be honest, no man wants to emulate small dick energy.
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com https://t.co/V8geeVvEvg
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) December 28, 2022
Andrew claims in his Twitter bio that he is the light heavyweight kickboxing champion of the world, but this is nonsense because he just got KO'd by a 5-foot-tall girl. We can only hope he makes a full recovery from his injuries.
Not only have Greta's words crushed the incel hero in one fell swoop, but they've also crushed the dreams of his sexually frustrated followers. On the plus side, they can now overlook their bad hygiene and lack of charm and quite rightly blame the "woke mob" for them staying broke and unappealing to women. It's like they created a self-fulfilling prophecy.
In a statement, Andrew's lawyers explained that Greta shared deeply personal information without Andrew's consent and he did not want anyone to know about the size of his manhood. The revelation hurt Andrew's feelings so much that he cried for hours on end, due to the anxiety. Andrew is so badly affected that he hopes to start a #MeToo movement to make it unacceptable to ridicule the manhood of incels. He is such a snowflake.
Andrew has often been called a misogynist because he makes derogatory statements about women, but thanks to Greta's revelation, it all makes sense now. He's just angry because every girl he ever met made fun of his thing and this crushed his self-esteem. He never stopped to consider his lack of size wouldn't be an issue to most women if he wasn't such a monumental douchebag, but that's by the by.
Thankfully Andrew has received support from other males in the small dick energy community. In fact, they are the only community still supporting Andrew, so ladies, if you ever meet a guy and you want to know if he's part of that community, just ask him what he thinks of Andrew Tate. If he makes an impassioned defence of him, you know why x
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